my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple
when will my nipple come back from the war
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea.
That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
together at last
I won’t ever trust anyone again..
y’all motherfuckers need jesus
This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.
i cannot believe what i just saw.
we did this at my niece’s birthday party.
trying to write like
trying to draw like
So I’m a counselor at a camp and I use my marvel backpack to hold all my stuff and the 7 year old boy on my camp bus gave me a Captain America sticker this morning and told me he thought of me because he knew I liked superheroes and then on the ride back he says to me “Danielle I really like you but I can’t be your boyfriend because you’re too old but when I’m a man I’m gonna find a girl who likes Captain America just like you”